(not that I have a say-so, but....)
a single and fabulous bio-mom and aviating adoptive parent's blog
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Theatre in the Fall
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Beer is Good
Friday, October 21, 2011
Spoiled already...
So your dad and I went shopping last night at Target looking for strollers, bouncy chairs, bottles, formula, etc. We wanted to pick everything out and make sure to read any reviews before committing to anything. That being said, if your dad has anything to do with it, you will be spoiled rotten! I think he picked out the biggest, fanciest, most gadgets option for everything we looked at last night. If you turn out to be a girl, he picked out the super-duper, Disney princess tub. It looks like an old time claw foot tub, but pink. I was going for the more practical green tub that can be used again. He also picked out the cutest little outfit that was a onesie, matching pants, and cute little winter overcoat. He was so sweet watching his face light up every time he picked something out. I had to be careful, or he would have bought everything in the store!
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
The one with the story of how I knew...
Well, on May 27th, I got what EVERY girl wants for her first 29th birthday; her period. Just FREAKING FABULOUS. My body operates on this annoying amount of clockwork and routine, so when Mom's birthday rolled around on JUNE 27th and I still hadn't gotten my period I started to, well, question the clockwork a slight bit....(AKA, FREAKOUT!) .... I decided to give it a week...and well, I got up some (liquid) courage and took the test.
I start my stopwatch (yea, I wear one on my wrist...It's normal for a swim coach....), for the obligatory two minute waiting period. I started thinking about all the things I used to be able to do in about two minutes.... a 200 yard freestyle...
Two minutes? Really? I peed on that stick and 15 seconds later it was practically flashing pregnant over and over in big, shiny, neon, Vegas-style lights.
I'd taken pregnancy tests before and they would slowly drift to the "second-line-area" and then I would stare at them for another full 5-10 minutes, put them down, and recheck them hours (and days) later to make sure I wasn't pregnant. Hey, I'm a smart girl--I've seen that episode of some random American sitcom where the pregnancy test shows up pregnant hours/days after the mom sighs in relief!
Oh no, not this time. By the time I put the cap on the end, it had practically jumped to the pregnant line, bolded itself and doubled in thickness and barely made a second line where the "not pregnant" line was supposed to be.
Sh*t.
Stare at stick for 5 minutes. Shake it. Twirl it. Stare at it again for another 5 minutes.
Double Sh*t.
Emerge from bathroom. Commence the yelling and throwing of things--mainly the pee stick-- at the, um, what will formally be named as "The X-Chromosome Contributor" from now on.
In retrospect, this was NOT exactly my most rational or stellar moment as an adult human, but I will include this incident as the first (of hopefully not many) on "The Official When Pregnancy Hormones Took Over Bio-Mom's Brain List".
Well, it was decided that "sometimes pregnancy tests give a false positive," so I was going to "sleep on it". Well, around 3:30 a.m. with, well, not much sleeping on ANYTHING, I gave up and went to Wal-Mart and got another (3-pack) pregnancy test. I was going to be sure this time. I was sure between 4 am and 6 am another two times.
A week later I tested again (in vain, apparently) and then called and scheduled a doctor's appointment so I can get on state healthcare and make full use of my tax dollars that I have contributed to the cause since I was 15!
So now I have health insurance now like Dad has been harping on me to make sure I get for the past four years....although, after pointing this out to Dad, the response was "well, I didn't mean to get insurance like THAT!"
Oh, and the good news...any woman that needs a good April Fool's day joke...I have a handful of "pregnant" sticks for you to use!
Monday, October 3, 2011
The one with the unofficial first baby diary entry...
Here is my first entry:
Dear Baby,
Today, Yuengling was sold in Ohio for the first time and I was pregnant with you.
Love,
Bio Mom
=)